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secretasiant @ 2009-10-16T13:55:00

2009-10-16T18:03:04Z

So
many
things
to bitch about!
So
instead I'm going to avoid that. This week, the internet doesn't get to know all of my problems! Hurray!
My Student Success class is...... OVER :D :D :D
NO MORE BS CLASS!

In other news, because that was only an 8 week class and I signed up for a class in the second 8 weeks, I'm now obscurely starting my Social Problems class on a Friday.
NOE
WHAT?!
Anyhow.
This class is meeting every day and I think it might be a telecourse or possibly a hybrid class, which I don't think I'm looking forward too.
I'm currently sitting in class, waiting for the teacher to figure things out with the computer.
There is a multitude of Dude-bros in this class. I don't really know how to feel about it. I'm pretty sure that the one sitting to my left is stoned off his ass, but who really knows?
There is another kid who sits to the left and one row in front of me. He talks so much it hurts. Stoned dude-bro told him, "Hey man..... I'm sorry...... but you're talking too much....." His slow slurred speech and closed eyes were what led me to believe that he was stoned.
Another dude-bro has entered the room.
Class is starting. K bai! :D

bored bored bored

2009-09-29T16:01:17Z

• Bergman likes to yell at people :P
• He also likes to categorize people. How nice of him.
• I really feel like typing about nothing but I really ought to type about a subject. But I really can’t think of anything to type about. Maybe if I just type the whole class then I won’t be as terribly bored. Maybe I should write an email to someone. I just don’t know who to write to. I’m seriously bored. Bored bored bored! You have no idea how bored I am! Actually I’m not really that bored. I just don’t want to be here right now. Have you ever really wanted to type something, just to type, but then couldn't think of anything to type so when tried to type you just sat there? or typed one word over and over again?

I don't even want to post this. I just wanted to post this somewhere other than on my psychology class notes.

My shoulder hurts funny and my feet are cold.
My professor is kinda being an ass wipe right now. Its really annoying. He's talking about motivation, but he's been yelling a whole bunch today. And when one part of the room, the side made mostly up of men, brings up something about sex or pertaining to sex, its fine. But when my part of the room which is primarily women, we get bitched at and told that we're not sticking to the subject, even if its a relevant question or comment.
The other side of the room is also allowed to joke around
but when we do it, we get a look and we get scolded.
Do ALL college students get scolded? Or am I just special?

OH MY GOD AT MY PROF.
He was just talking about political positions
His description?

Right winged: Anti-abortion, anti-illegal immigration, pro-gun control
Left winged: Pro-Abortion, Pro-illegal immigration, anti-gun control

dub tee eff?!

I'm done with this class right now.
I'm just done.
I'm pissed right now
I mean
FUCK
Its not Pro-abortion. Its fucking pro-choice. I mean shit.. there might be some people who are pro-abortion. But Left wing political platform? HELL NO. Democrats don't just hike up their pants and say "LET'S KILL US SOME NO GOOD BABEHZ!"
And Pro-Illegal immigration? What? Really? I mean shit. I don't like illegal immigration, but if we didn't make it SO fucking difficult to become a citizen, then we wouldn't have nearly as much of a problem. And what is the point of this country if not to be a place where immigrants can gather? EVERYONE here has an ancestor who was an immigrant at some point. Only.. they didn't have to take BS tests and live here for a certain amount of years before they would even be considered.
SHIT.
and Gun control what?
Fuck.
I'm so annoyed right now.
*fuming*
Class is almost over I think.
I'm gonna go home and take an anger fueled nap
and eat something.
Gum is not good for breakfast.
neither are peanut butter balls.

Jonesy is OUT. BAI! <3

secretasiant @ 2009-09-24T10:00:00

2009-09-24T14:19:10Z

Today's lesson: Don't eat apples early in the morning.
They make me feel disgusting. Me thinks I would have been better off had I not eaten breakfast.

The other day at dinner, I opened a letter from Tani! :D
She's having a lovely lovely lovely time in Spain, and loves her host family and Spain. :]
Her letter warmed my heart! I read it like 3 times and have decided that I need to write her back like.. right now.. but first I need something interesting to happen so that its a worth while letter. Hmmm.... I was also thinking about sending her some euro so that she could reply because she mentioned that stamps cost about a euro a piece. So this way, she can write back :]
If I sent US Dollars, would she be able to convert them to euro there? It seems like she could, but I want to be sure. Anyone know? Because I don't think I can convert to Euro and then send that to her because she'd still have to go to the bank to cash it out; banks don't just have spare Euro behind the counter. But.. I think I'd have to be there to do that. Anyways.. anyone know?

There was a man at the table next to mine, who was easily in his 50s, who would not stop staring at me. He's gone now, but he was totally staring me down, man. When I looked over at him, he wouldn't even bother to turn his head, and just smiled real big instead. Creepster, [yeh] or neh?

I need different headphones. These suck. The left ear bud won't fit in either ear. GROSS.
I also need something to entertain me for the next 50 minutes because I can't to homework, because all the sites about serial killers are blocked..... on the COLLEGE wireless network (dub tee eff? @ proxy blockers on a college network). -_-

DatsAll KBAI!

Tori's Cake

2009-09-17T01:09:54Z

Soooooo
I made my cousin, Tori, a birthday cake tonight for her birthday tomorrow.
And heeeeeere it is.
Its a three layer fat free chocolate cake with fat free/sugar free cheesecake pudding and raspberry jam spread between the layers and dyed cream cheese frosting on top. Its cut in the shape of a heart, and the frosting was used to make a peace sign inside of it, sort of similar to the outline of the next tattoo I want.

So now.
I'm covered in all sorts of everything.
Flour, corn starch, food coloring, frosting... other things? o_o

When I was at the store today getting ingredients for the cake, I was in the aisle with the cake mixes, frosting and decoration. At the end of the aisle, there was a man, very easily thrice my senior, who was restocking the shelves. I asked him his opinion on colors for the outline of the cake and he helped me out, and chose the flavor of frosting I should use. He was quite nice. We both talked about how much we liked baking things and then as a joke I asked if he was going to come over and eat some> Then he got WAY too close for comfort and stared straight at me and was like "well when do you want me over?" and I was like... O_O....."well.... it should be done in a few hours and there will be scraps for you to try.. make sure its not poisonous and all.. but the finished product won't be available till tomorrow in the evening, you pick." Then I thanked him and walked away quick and then he ended up following me to the next aisle and we laughed uncomfortably and he was like, "I'm gonna have to keep my eye on you!"
So
much
Unabashed
flirting
D:

Anyways. I need to go get the massive amounts of baking ingredients washed off.
♥

Some things.

2009-09-14T02:26:53Z

I'm currently watching the MTV Music Awards. Why? Because Russell Brand is the host. There is really no other reason. And its really funny, because he keeps making vastly inappropriate jokes and comments... and its really making people uncomfortable. I love it.

Oh. And some crazy man (Kanye West) definitely dissed Taylor Swift in front of everyone watching this? Kinda sucks for her. I decided to dislike her less because she gets really into it when she performs and is all about bein' buddy buddy with her fans. Which is nice. And because that right there shouldn't have just happened. But Yay at Beyonce for being sweet after she won her award and having Taylor come out to finish her speech. [/celebrity news]

In muh life!
-Boy numero uno is being less of a buttcake, and actually bothered to talk to me last night, so he and I are on speaking terms.
-My friend, Dan's, father used to look like John Lennon.. and then transformed into a George Harrison like figure.
-I got asked out on a date. A date that involves going to Barnes and Noble. I'm excited.
-A different friend has asked to couple it up. Now he's butthurt because I didn't answer. (shits hittin' the fan)
-Little baby George Harrison looks like my ex boyfriend.
-I just took a 50 question midterm in 11 minutes.
-I got a 98% on that midterm ^^^^

-This is my new favorite vvvvv

PS: I think I'muh have to marry him nao kthxbai. :P

Time to go read the entirety of Hamlet.
♥

Dad's birthday cake

2009-09-13T13:44:45Z

Didn't turn out as well as I'd hoped
but it doesn't really help that I was ready to go to bed 5 hours before I finished it :P

But here it is.

Its supposed to be a guy peeing "Happy Birthday" in the snow.
And it looks alright I suppose, but I wish it had turned out better.

But anyways!
I'm WAY passed tired.
Its sleepy time.
NOITNOIT/MORNIN'MORNIN'!

NOTE: My neighbor was just strolling around my lawn? Pourquoi?

OH MUH GAH JSNMRZ!

2009-09-11T05:04:40Z

What's happening now?
Sam and I are in bed together.

But besides all that.

I SAW JASON MRAZ IN CONCERT AND OH GOD! :D
We got there and has lawn seats, but then mom decided to get VIP seats instead. So we had VIP seats and it was awesome. I have about a million and a half photos on my mom's camera and I'll have them soon enough.
So after a whole bunch of awesome, the concert ended and I had "cummed in my pants" like... 2540830984029850498230894 times. So we were on our way to the VIP lounge and I saw Jason behind stage and he was like.. 20 feet away, and then I saw him as he was leaving in the van to go to the airport, so then he was like... 10 feet away :D
and GUH :D

Then we were driving on the highway and a big white van passed us in the car-pool lane and it was the one Jason Mraz was in! :D They moved to the lane on the other side of us and I opened my window and stuck my entire torso out the window and waved and yelled, "HI!" :P It was pretty magical.

Also: I made a shirt (sharpies and a rust-stained tank top), because that's what I do when I go to shows.

I'm quite proud of it :D (PS: WTFboobz?!)

Oh. And I bought a hoodie :]

Life is pretty great.
I'ma go sleepybye now.
NoitNoit.<3

secretasiant @ 2009-09-08T19:56:00

2009-09-09T00:13:24Z

This is how I waste my time when I'm sick
and don't have school.

Rice Crispy treats and left over cake decorating frosting.
Cyanide and Happiness comics have taken over my life ._.

Allergies are really gross and they're even worse when they turn into funny, weird cold-flu things.
And its even worse when you have guests over the weekend that have small, whiny children.
But it gets EVEN better
when you sneeze and get the contents of your nose all over your face :P
Gross.

I'm going to go eat things
and sneeze more.

NEWS! And things of that general nature.

2009-09-03T14:20:50Z

For some reason.
Livejournal likes to have a hissy fit when I use it at school.
How Lame.

BUT!
UPDATE OF THE CENTURY!
Daka will soon explode into millions of tiny light particles and they'll rise up and evaporate into the heavens.

THAT'S RIGHT!

DAKA IS GOING TO SEE JASON MRAZ IN CONCERT NEXT WEEK!

*vomits joy, rainbows, and pink bunnies*
:D
:D
:D

Oh
and I totally have 2 days off of class next week. w00t.
And we were supposed to have a Psychology test today, but the teacher forgot so on Tuesday when he asked everyone said next Thursday, so I have an extra week to study.

I'm all sorts of excited. I'ma make a shirt for the concert. I'm THAT excited.

Anyhow
I'm off to continue the "cummed in pants" process.
It'll be going on for another week or so, until I evaporate. And any time it rains within the week after said evaporation, well.. You'll know what that is! ;D

secretasiant @ 2009-08-28T13:58:00

2009-08-28T18:26:28Z

h8rzhate1988: your hair is really green? do your towels turn green after you shower?
Daka Shoebox: nah. only when i first dye my hair, then after the excess dye is out it stops
h8rzhate1988: well youre not usin my towels whenever that happens.. it'll look like i murdered a cucumber or somethin
Daka Shoebox: i guess that's why they call it.... veggie dye!

PA-DUM-BUMP!

In other news:
I've been watching people(creeper alert) and I've noticed that EVERY time I hold the door for someone, they automatically run their hand across the door as they're going through the door way.
Its really strange, but every time I've done it at school, the majority of them touch the door on their way out.

I have a million other things to write.
but
I don't feel like it right now.

BAI :D

PS: No pants. Who knew?!

Happy :]

2009-08-25T19:39:50Z

Recent Developments:

-My new computer came today and its lovely.
My files from the old computer are getting transferred on it as we speak.

-I talked to Heath today (texted and chatted on the phone)
And well >_>
I don't think anything else needs to be said. :]
But it was lovely and he missed me(which makes me happy).

-I had a lovely visit with Danielle last night and she gave me a book for my birthday.
I can't remember what its called, but it looks lovely.
I'm going to read it over Labor Day weekend, methinks.
Plus, she and I talked constantly for about 3 hours.
We both needed it. And I think we're going to see each other on Friday as well.

-My cat isn't dead, contrary to my earlier beliefs.
There's a road kill kitty up at the top of the road that looks exactly like Paul did when she was a kitten.
I saw it on the way to school and freaked and then saw it on the way back from school and freaked some more.
Then I checked and she was gnawing on her paws next to a bush by the house.
Because she's a cute kitty and that's what she does, even though she's a jerk sometimes.
She's been letting me pet her after I lay out some treats for her (I sneak the petting while she eats).

-After this weekend's mild Anxiety attack, I feel a lot better, I'm still anxious, but I was actually able to sleep last night, which I seriously needed.

-I'm not wearing pants, but then again, when am I ever?

-Speaking of pants; Bug is amazing and drew me a pair of "Tiered Cake Pants".
I love them. I'll have to learn to sew and make some real ones :P

-My Psych teacher is a Trying-to-be closet Conservative: He's failing terribly.
Things he's mentioned: Bill O'Reilly, Fox News, Unions sucking, "This country is turning into a Socialist's paradise.", etc.
He looks like Osgood from Some Like it Hot. (Jack Lemmon's beaufran)

Only younger, with darker/more hair.

-Jevva and I have decided that we(Bug) needs to draw a comic called, "DR. AMA." Where all the Amas are doctors of something. For instance, Jevva would be DR. JEVVA : "Language is in a coma.. and I'm the only one who can bring it back!" or something along those lines. :P

I'm sure there's more.
But I'm sleepy, so I'ma nap before my next class.
:]

PS: In 2 years, I'm going to have a field day because Freud's birthday (the 23rd of September) will be on a Friday. So I'll get to tell everyone "HAPPY FREUDAY!" I don't even like Freud. I just like puns. I'm excited.

Huzzah.

2009-08-24T07:30:59Z

I made that Chocolate Raspberry Blackout cake again from the Vegan with a Vengeance cookbook. :]
The pans I used kind of sucked (But I'm getting tiered cake pans soon! I'm so excited!) ((When I was looking them up on google I typed "tiered cake pants"))

Anyhow, The bad pans resulted in all sorts of broken cake mess, but thanks to the thick frosting, you can't tell
it's pretty magical. Under the rather thick layer of frosting, the top layer of cake is broken into about 6 pieces and the bottom layer into 2 pieces. BUT I'M MAGICAL SO YOU CAN'T TELL! :D

Also: instead of just drizzling melted frosting over it, I took some of the raspberry preserves, added a bit of water and a bit of the frosting and mixed it all together, then heated it in the microwave for about 10-15 seconds, then drizzled it. It tastes yummy :]

Here it is! :D

I'm going over to Danielle's(who I haven't seen since the end of June) house tomorrow after class
and I get to hug on to her and eat chocolate all afternoon
and watch her kids, who I haven't seen in waaaaay too long.

SLEEPY TIME :D

secretasiant @ 2009-06-26T04:11:00

2009-06-26T08:13:18Z

[03:44] tweekuk2000: You are a pure and innocent girl
[03:44] daka_shoebox: yeppp
[03:44] tweekuk2000: I thought so
[04:08] tweekuk2000: Just don't let your friends corrupt you
[04:08] daka_shoebox: :p
[04:09] tweekuk2000: especially boys, they are all evil
[04:09] daka_shoebox: hahah
[04:09] daka_shoebox: i agree
[04:09] daka_shoebox: especially that matt fellow
[04:09] tweekuk2000: best just go with girls
[04:09] tweekuk2000: Arc is awful
[04:09] daka_shoebox: HAH
[04:10] tweekuk2000: you are safe with him though as he prefers sheep

HAH.

secretasiant @ 2009-06-12T04:29:00

2009-06-12T08:32:13Z

tweekuk2000: you do anything today?
Daka Shoebox: watched a stoner movie that had peter sellers in it
tweekuk2000: lol, he is funny
tweekuk2000: or he was.. till he died
Daka Shoebox: OH SNAP

Death is a cruel mistress....and so is Tweeky.

I love Bea Arthur!

2009-04-26T04:45:38Z

Bea Arthur died!
D:
And I'm so sad! :(
As an avid fan of Golden Girls, this is a seriously sad occasion.

RIP Bea Arthur
I love you♥

Two-time Emmy Award winner Bea Arthur dead at 86

"(CNN) -- Bea Arthur, the actress best known for her roles as television's "Maude" and the sardonic Dorothy on "The Golden Girls," has died of cancer, a family spokesman said Saturday.
Bea Arthur, right, with "Golden Girls" co-star Rue McClanahan in June 2008.

She was 86.

Spokesman Dan Watt said that Arthur died Saturday morning at her home in Los Angeles, her family by her side.

She is survived by her sons Matthew and Daniel and grandchildren Kyra and Violet, he said.

No funeral services are currently planned, Watt said, adding that the family asked that donations be made to either the Art Attack Foundation or PETA in lieu of flowers.

Arthur's opinionated Maude first appeared on Norman Lear's "All in the Family" as Edith Bunker's cousin, and was so popular that Lear created a spin-off series.

In the '70s, "Maude" was ahead of the social curve, tackling hot topics not usually mentioned on situation comedies -- pornography, race relations and, in an episode titled "Maude's Dilemma," abortion.

That episode spawned demonstrations and generated hate mail for Arthur -- when Maude and husband Walter (Bill Macy) decided on that episode they were too old to raise a child.

But many saw Maude as an enduring icon for women's liberation -- a big deal for the shy, Jewish girl born Bernice Frankel in New York City.

During the Depression, Arthur's family left the Big Apple and opened a clothing store in Cambridge, Maryland. By the time she was 12, Arthur was nearly 5 feet, 10 inches tall, and self-conscious about her height.
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But she masked her insecurity with comedy and eventually returned to New York to study acting. Along the way, she had a short-lived marriage she never spoke about, but she kept the last name -- Arthur.

The young Bea Arthur earned a living singing and doing stage work on Broadway and off-Broadway. Critics delighted in her haughty, serpent-tongued deliveries.

Her first television appearance came in 1951 in a long-forgotten series called "Once Upon a Tune," but she quickly made a name for herself with appearances on "Studio One," "Kraft Television Theatre" and "The Sid Caesar Show."

Arthur drew attention in "Threepenny Opera" on Broadway with Lotte Lenya, but she really turned heads in 1964 originating the role of Yente the Matchmaker in "Fiddler on the Roof."

In 1966, Arthur won a Tony Award for the caustic Vera Charles in the play "Mame," playing opposite Angela Lansbury in the title role. Eight years later, she reprised the role in the film version opposite Lucille Ball, but by then she was already well-established as Maude.

Arthur left "Maude" in 1978, making television and some film appearances afterward. She starred in a short-lived series, "Amanda's," in 1983 and then joined the cast of "The Golden Girls" in 1985 with Betty White, Rue McClanahan and Estelle Getty.

Her role as Dorothy Zbornak gave Arthur her other major television success as one of four older women living together in Florida. (Getty, the youngest of the four, played Arthur's mother). The role earned Arthur a second Emmy -- the first was for "Maude."

Arthur left the show after Dorothy remarried at the end of the 1991-92 season. White, McClanahan and Getty continued for another season on the show, renamed "The Golden Palace," but the show lasted only one season without Arthur.

Arthur entered semi-retirement after the show ended in 1992, returning to television in sporadic guest appearances and appearing at several celebrity roasts. In the early part of this decade, Arthur appeared in several one-woman shows.

Her last stage appearance was in 2006. Her last television appearance was on "The View" in 2007."

We love you, Bea!♥

secretasiant @ 2009-04-13T20:49:00

2009-04-14T00:55:06Z

Jenna says:
*Have a happy Easter?
Daka says:
*ehnn
*not really
Jenna says:
*How'd it go?
Daka says:
*fine i suppose
*i got stoned before lunch with pop and billy
*so i was fine
Jenna says:
*Stoned?
*You got stoned with Pop and Billy?
Daka says:
*no
*:P
Jenna says:
*Ohhhhhhhh
*I see it
*That sentence could be read two ways
*You're a pothead now, whatwhat?
Daka says:
*not a pot head..
Jenna says:
*Hey, I've got a job, I can do drugs!
Daka says:
*i just.. have pot
*and by the way
*the next time i did it
*it didn't burn
*or kill me
*so you should be fine
Jenna says:
*I may not be a pot virgin, but I want to have my 2nd time, the proper time with you. (L)
Daka says:
*awww
*:]
*wanna just do it, me and you?
Jenna says:
*Because Daka is my lovah.
*Oh yes!
*Hahaha
*We'll wind up losing our pants and it will be very funny.
Daka says:
*many a picture will be taken
Jenna says:
*That just seems like it would happen if we got stoned together. You'd take your pants off, because you do that a lot, and then I'd take mine off so as not to feel left out, and then they'd be misplaced.
Daka says:
*that actually sounds entirely correct
Jenna says:
*I see the future.
*I'm psychic.

secretasiant @ 2009-04-04T21:54:00

2009-04-05T02:04:16Z

Sometimes
I don't want to wake up
because I know there's nobody here.

I just received a letter from Bug,
that was written with what I'm assuming is a type-writer.
And I really appreciated it.

Things like this let me know that even though my friends aren't here
they're somewhere
and they're still my friends.
It makes me appreciate them even more.
I miss them.

It's nice to have a reason to wake up.

last night = hell

2009-04-01T04:03:23Z

[23:11] QpurplepenguinsQ: last night was a ridiculous chain of events
[23:11] QpurplepenguinsQ: first my friend texted me and told me there was a tornado warning where he was
[23:11] QpurplepenguinsQ: and i was freaked out
[23:11] QpurplepenguinsQ: because he was at work and i was afraid he'd get hurt
[23:11] QpurplepenguinsQ: and then not 15 minutes later
[23:11] QpurplepenguinsQ: my sister calls and is like
[23:12] QpurplepenguinsQ: "remember that ticket i got last year that i paid late? well apparently they suspended my license and didn't tell me and i just got pulled over... so i got arrested! and i'm stuck in east lansing because my car got impounded"
[23:13] QpurplepenguinsQ: and so i called my mom, who was at the hospital because we thought my grandpa had pneumonia, and told her everthing that was going on
[23:13] QpurplepenguinsQ: and she called my sister.. then got off the phone with her
[23:14] QpurplepenguinsQ: and then my sister called me again to let me know what was going on again, and i told her to call this boy she's been seeing and he drove down from grand rapids to get her and was real sweet about it etc
[23:15] QpurplepenguinsQ: but.... while i was on the phone with her, my mom called and told me by grandpa had just had a heart attack and that the reason he had been wheezing and sick was because he had fluid in his lungs from congestive heart failure
[23:15] QpurplepenguinsQ: after that i was freaking out and crying and upset and one of my friend's talked to me to calm me down until i was able to sleep
[23:16] QpurplepenguinsQ: and when i woke up i was having a crazy allergic reaction to the allergy shot i'd given myself the night before
[23:16] QpurplepenguinsQ: so i was having cold symptoms
[23:17] QpurplepenguinsQ: and then i went to the bathroom and found out "OH HEY! I have my period! A+!"
[23:17] QpurplepenguinsQ: and i have lame amounts of cramps
[23:17] QpurplepenguinsQ: and all of that happened in about 14 hours

secretasiant @ 2009-03-10T20:58:00

2009-03-11T01:11:44Z

Daka says:
I found
Daka says:
my first boyfriend on myspace :D
Daka says:
from when i was 4
Jenna says:
First boyfriend?
Jenna says:
Ooooooooh
Daka says:
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/61/l_3137b4739886cb2c2b32bc735fa7e861.jpg
Jenna says:
OMG
Daka says:
INORITE?!
Jenna says:
YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY SOULMATES
Jenna says:
JUST LOOK AT THAT MYSPACE FACE

Edward and I in 1994

LAWL
:]

This sucks

2009-02-27T08:00:46Z

I HAVE A CRUSH ON A MAN.

Myspace Hilarity.

2009-02-14T07:55:31Z

Recently, Miley Cyrus has been accused of racism because of a photo she took with a group of friends in which she was making "squity eyes" with her hands as if to make herself look Asian. As a result of this photo, Ms. Cyrus has had a $4 billion class-action filed against her by a Los Angeles woman on behalf of the entire Asian-Pacific Islander population of said city because she feels they are entitled to Civil Rights Damages.

Jeffree Star has recently responded to this photo with a photo of his(?) own and posted it on his(?) site and in a bulletin. So I took the liberty of looking at the bulletin and spent an obscene amount of time reading through 48 pages of comments to bring you my top 7 favorites.

Original Photo:

Jeffree Star's Photo - Titled "Hey Miley!":

My reaction:

And here they are!

My comments on each, starting from the top:
Its hilarious......
1 - Because it's so sad.
2 - Because they type with a lisp.
3 - Because it just doesn't make sense! What are their intentions? "I HATE YOU BUT I LOVE YOU! LOLOLOL"
4 - Because either 1. His parents don't care or 2. he doesn't care.
5 - Because "What a coincidence! We just both happen to be Asian... AT THE SAME TIME!"
6 - Because it's actually clever.
7 - Because he's totally telling the truth.

IN OTHER NEWS:
Totally unrelated comments that were loved by both Bug and I.

and

Enjoy :]

OH!
And.
Totally check this out:
http://i43.tinypic.com/2qnskki.jpg
and particularly enjoy the pervy expressions both Adam and Eve have on their faces.

Love♥

Jason Mraz and more delicious treats.

2009-02-01T06:27:54Z

Right now
I'm watching SNL
and I think I might have just cum.
Jason Mraz is definitely on SNL tonight
and everything about him
makes me want to cum :P
including his hat.

Lawl.
So.. it was the weekend news report thing or whatever on SNL
and Seth Meyers was talking about how advertising has gone down
so CBS was starting a new series called CSI: ShamWOW!
and well I just thought the Amas would appreciate that :P

This is getting more hilarious.
Kristen Wiig, the target lady, is just my hero?
and
OH GOD!
STEVE MARTIN IS A MASTER BANJO PLAYER! :D

This is a rather pointless blog
but I just needed to gush about
how geeked I was what with Jason Mraz being on SNL

OH GOD!
JASON MRAZ IS HAPPENING AGAIN!
JFHDSKLBHDSKLHFDKLFHSDKLFHSLKHDFS
I came again.
He sang.
I shrieked
and jumped up and down
and clapped
and GUH.
I'm a sad excuse for a person at this point.
But I don't care
because he is delicious. :P

And even though its horrible quality, its the best I could do 30 minutes after the show.

He winks about a minute in
I melted a bit
I like how into it he is.
:]

I thank my friends for dealing with me.
♥

Dreamy Eyebrows

2009-01-30T06:27:31Z

My favorite things about MSN conversations with Jevva
About eyebrows

[[My friend John]]

Daka says:
point being
Daka says:
I want to sex his eyebrows
Jenna says:
I know this feeling
Jenna says:
Have felt it before
Jenna says:
O WOE 4 MAI YUTH"

The end. :]

IN OTHER NEWS

Last night/this morning, I fell asleep listening to Jason Mraz, for whom I have a new found love. I had a fantastic dream where Stephen Pillowpants and I were flying over Grand Rapids, except it was made out of white sheets and pillows, possibly just fluff. Then I hit the side of the city, because apparently Grand Rapids is inside a tent. And Stephen floated off with some other girl and I was quite put out with him (because for some reason in my dreams, he just blows me off for another girl. Its happened twice) and was yelling to him "STEPHEN! YOU GET BACK HERE! I CAN GET DOWN! I NEED HELP!" Because I was stuck in the top corner of the tent that is Grand Rapids. (Stephen Pillowpants disappears after this point)

Eventually I got down by myself, and went through the tent door, and I was inside another tent, and people were setting up for a Jason Mraz concert, and part of the floor was a computer screen, and I kept trying to leave Jason a comment, but the mouse kept moving around. Then there was an announcement about about Jason Mraz's marriage, and how his wedding was going to take place at the concert. I was QUITE put out by that, but I went with it.

Then I left the concert tent, knowing I'd never be able to get a ticket. Then somehow I ended up with Bug and Jevva. We were walking into this building that was apparently a dorm where Jevva, Davi, Bug, Tani, and Rachael all lived in the same room (which looked similar to the room that the girls from Madeline slept in). Anyhow, there was an Escalade parked outside and there was a woman in the car, who was apparently Jason's fiance (who doesn't really exist, this was just a dream thing). Jason Mraz walked out of the dorm building, for some reason looking eerily similar to J-Lo's husband(?) and looked at me really hard and then just handed me a little plastic goodie bag with a ticket to the concert in it, then smiled and walked away.

Then we went inside and were chatting it up and I was asking permission to go to said concert because I felt like I was blowing my buddies off but they said it was alright for me to go, which was quite lovely. Then Rachael, Bug, Tani, Jevva, Davi, and I all got in Rachael's monster of a car and started following another car that had two of Rachael's gay male buddies in it because we were going to get some food. We were just driving through Kalamazoo, then we turned and somehow Kalamazoo magically had a road that went right next to a mountain stream with picnic tables and we drove down that road a bit, then went back to the main road.

And then I woke up.
It was a nice dream.
I like Jason Mraz.
I just bought his CD.
He's even made it to my favorite artists list because I like multiple songs of his.
Good job, Jason Mraz.

Besides tonight's two scoops of shit involving Paul, tonight was relatively good.
:]

I'muh go to sleep now.
I get to see Sam tomorrow. :]
♥

secretasiant @ 2009-01-22T22:55:00

2009-01-23T03:57:32Z

http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/collections/gallery/1402/in-memoriam-heath-ledger/fp#photo0

I miss this man
and I hate that it took me so long to appreciate him.
He was a lovely man.

I be missin' you, Mr. Ledger.
♥

secretasiant @ 2009-01-21T21:10:00

2009-01-22T02:14:43Z

Guh
hate them
repubs.
yeah

No.. this kid who I have a date with on Valentines Day was being SO annoying
he called me and we got on the subject of politics
and he basically told me I was a retard and didn't know anything about politics
and then he was totally trashing on me
and THEN
he wants me, you know?
and he was talking about all the girls he would leave me for
and all the girls who were hotter than me
and
that he would fuck Sarah Palin and her daughter.

SDHFKLSadlbgvkldfsf gadfsklbgsdklbgdfsklgbdfslkbg aar badfsk;bgvafskj;gnHATELOATHEGUHH

So I told John and this is what he said:

Daka Shoebox: and then he went on to say that he would do sarah palin
Daka Shoebox: and her daughter
tanned.brownie101: eww
tanned.brownie101: thats nasty
Daka Shoebox: and then when we were doing things he was gonna say something along the lines of "do it like sarah"
tanned.brownie101: haha, haha, ha
tanned.brownie101: where's my gun?
tanned.brownie101: i'll do it like fucking sarah
Daka Shoebox: <3
tanned.brownie101: i'll shoot his ass

That right there made it better.

In other news, I'm going to elope with a tall, Dutch man.

The inauguration was awesome.
I stood for 6 and a half hours.
and walked 8 miles.
I'm sore
But it was worth it.
♥