So
many
things
to bitch about!
So
instead I'm going to avoid that. This week, the internet doesn't get to know all of my problems! Hurray!
My Student Success class is...... OVER :D :D :D
NO MORE BS CLASS!

In other news, because that was only an 8 week class and I signed up for a class in the second 8 weeks, I'm now obscurely starting my Social Problems class on a Friday.
NOE
WHAT?!
Anyhow.
This class is meeting every day and I think it might be a telecourse or possibly a hybrid class, which I don't think I'm looking forward too.
I'm currently sitting in class, waiting for the teacher to figure things out with the computer.
There is a multitude of Dude-bros in this class. I don't really know how to feel about it. I'm pretty sure that the one sitting to my left is stoned off his ass, but who really knows?
There is another kid who sits to the left and one row in front of me. He talks so much it hurts. Stoned dude-bro told him, "Hey man..... I'm sorry...... but you're talking too much....." His slow slurred speech and closed eyes were what led me to believe that he was stoned.
Another dude-bro has entered the room.
Class is starting. K bai! :D

• Bergman likes to yell at people :P
• He also likes to categorize people. How nice of him.
• I really feel like typing about nothing but I really ought to type about a subject. But I really can’t think of anything to type about. Maybe if I just type the whole class then I won’t be as terribly bored. Maybe I should write an email to someone. I just don’t know who to write to. I’m seriously bored. Bored bored bored! You have no idea how bored I am! Actually I’m not really that bored. I just don’t want to be here right now. Have you ever really wanted to type something, just to type, but then couldn't think of anything to type so when tried to type you just sat there? or typed one word over and over again?

I don't even want to post this. I just wanted to post this somewhere other than on my psychology class notes.

My shoulder hurts funny and my feet are cold.
My professor is kinda being an ass wipe right now. Its really annoying. He's talking about motivation, but he's been yelling a whole bunch today. And when one part of the room, the side made mostly up of men, brings up something about sex or pertaining to sex, its fine. But when my part of the room which is primarily women, we get bitched at and told that we're not sticking to the subject, even if its a relevant question or comment.
The other side of the room is also allowed to joke around
but when we do it, we get a look and we get scolded.
Do ALL college students get scolded? Or am I just special?

OH MY GOD AT MY PROF.
He was just talking about political positions
His description?

Right winged: Anti-abortion, anti-illegal immigration, pro-gun control
Left winged: Pro-Abortion, Pro-illegal immigration, anti-gun control

dub tee eff?!

I'm done with this class right now.
I'm just done.
I'm pissed right now
I mean
FUCK
Its not Pro-abortion. Its fucking pro-choice. I mean shit.. there might be some people who are pro-abortion. But Left wing political platform? HELL NO. Democrats don't just hike up their pants and say "LET'S KILL US SOME NO GOOD BABEHZ!"
And Pro-Illegal immigration? What? Really? I mean shit. I don't like illegal immigration, but if we didn't make it SO fucking difficult to become a citizen, then we wouldn't have nearly as much of a problem. And what is the point of this country if not to be a place where immigrants can gather? EVERYONE here has an ancestor who was an immigrant at some point. Only.. they didn't have to take BS tests and live here for a certain amount of years before they would even be considered.
SHIT.
and Gun control what?
Fuck.
I'm so annoyed right now.
*fuming*
Class is almost over I think.
I'm gonna go home and take an anger fueled nap
and eat something.
Gum is not good for breakfast.
neither are peanut butter balls.


Jonesy is OUT. BAI! <3

Today's lesson: Don't eat apples early in the morning.
They make me feel disgusting. Me thinks I would have been better off had I not eaten breakfast.

The other day at dinner, I opened a letter from Tani! :D
She's having a lovely lovely lovely time in Spain, and loves her host family and Spain. :]
Her letter warmed my heart! I read it like 3 times and have decided that I need to write her back like.. right now.. but first I need something interesting to happen so that its a worth while letter. Hmmm.... I was also thinking about sending her some euro so that she could reply because she mentioned that stamps cost about a euro a piece. So this way, she can write back :]
If I sent US Dollars, would she be able to convert them to euro there? It seems like she could, but I want to be sure. Anyone know? Because I don't think I can convert to Euro and then send that to her because she'd still have to go to the bank to cash it out; banks don't just have spare Euro behind the counter. But.. I think I'd have to be there to do that. Anyways.. anyone know?

There was a man at the table next to mine, who was easily in his 50s, who would not stop staring at me. He's gone now, but he was totally staring me down, man. When I looked over at him, he wouldn't even bother to turn his head, and just smiled real big instead. Creepster, [yeh] or neh?

I need different headphones. These suck. The left ear bud won't fit in either ear. GROSS.
I also need something to entertain me for the next 50 minutes because I can't to homework, because all the sites about serial killers are blocked..... on the COLLEGE wireless network (dub tee eff? @ proxy blockers on a college network). -_-

DatsAll KBAI!

Soooooo
I made my cousin, Tori, a birthday cake tonight for her birthday tomorrow.
And heeeeeere it is.
Its a three layer fat free chocolate cake with fat free/sugar free cheesecake pudding and raspberry jam spread between the layers and dyed cream cheese frosting on top. Its cut in the shape of a heart, and the frosting was used to make a peace sign inside of it, sort of similar to the outline of the next tattoo I want.

( Go lookie! :D )

I'm currently watching the MTV Music Awards. Why? Because Russell Brand is the host. There is really no other reason. And its really funny, because he keeps making vastly inappropriate jokes and comments... and its really making people uncomfortable. I love it.

Oh. And some crazy man (Kanye West) definitely dissed Taylor Swift in front of everyone watching this? Kinda sucks for her. I decided to dislike her less because she gets really into it when she performs and is all about bein' buddy buddy with her fans. Which is nice. And because that right there shouldn't have just happened. But Yay at Beyonce for being sweet after she won her award and having Taylor come out to finish her speech. [/celebrity news]

In muh life!
-Boy numero uno is being less of a buttcake, and actually bothered to talk to me last night, so he and I are on speaking terms.
-My friend, Dan's, father used to look like John Lennon.. and then transformed into a George Harrison like figure.
-I got asked out on a date. A date that involves going to Barnes and Noble. I'm excited.
-A different friend has asked to couple it up. Now he's butthurt because I didn't answer. (shits hittin' the fan)
-Little baby George Harrison looks like my ex boyfriend.
-I just took a 50 question midterm in 11 minutes.
-I got a 98% on that midterm ^^^^

-This is my new favorite vvvvv



( These are also pretty Fantastic. :] )


PS: I think I'muh have to marry him nao kthxbai. :P


Time to go read the entirety of Hamlet.
♥

Didn't turn out as well as I'd hoped
but it doesn't really help that I was ready to go to bed 5 hours before I finished it :P

But here it is.



Its supposed to be a guy peeing "Happy Birthday" in the snow.
And it looks alright I suppose, but I wish it had turned out better.

But anyways!
I'm WAY passed tired.
Its sleepy time.
NOITNOIT/MORNIN'MORNIN'!


NOTE: My neighbor was just strolling around my lawn? Pourquoi?

What's happening now?
Sam and I are in bed together.

But besides all that.

I SAW JASON MRAZ IN CONCERT AND OH GOD! :D
We got there and has lawn seats, but then mom decided to get VIP seats instead. So we had VIP seats and it was awesome. I have about a million and a half photos on my mom's camera and I'll have them soon enough.
So after a whole bunch of awesome, the concert ended and I had "cummed in my pants" like... 2540830984029850498230894 times. So we were on our way to the VIP lounge and I saw Jason behind stage and he was like.. 20 feet away, and then I saw him as he was leaving in the van to go to the airport, so then he was like... 10 feet away :D
and GUH :D

Then we were driving on the highway and a big white van passed us in the car-pool lane and it was the one Jason Mraz was in! :D They moved to the lane on the other side of us and I opened my window and stuck my entire torso out the window and waved and yelled, "HI!" :P It was pretty magical.

Also: I made a shirt (sharpies and a rust-stained tank top), because that's what I do when I go to shows.



I'm quite proud of it :D (PS: WTFboobz?!)

Oh. And I bought a hoodie :]


Life is pretty great.
I'ma go sleepybye now.
NoitNoit.<3

This is how I waste my time when I'm sick
and don't have school.


Rice Crispy treats and left over cake decorating frosting.
Cyanide and Happiness comics have taken over my life ._.


Allergies are really gross and they're even worse when they turn into funny, weird cold-flu things.
And its even worse when you have guests over the weekend that have small, whiny children.
But it gets EVEN better
when you sneeze and get the contents of your nose all over your face :P
Gross.

I'm going to go eat things
and sneeze more.

For some reason.
Livejournal likes to have a hissy fit when I use it at school.
How Lame.

BUT!
UPDATE OF THE CENTURY!
Daka will soon explode into millions of tiny light particles and they'll rise up and evaporate into the heavens.

THAT'S RIGHT!

DAKA IS GOING TO SEE JASON MRAZ IN CONCERT NEXT WEEK!

*vomits joy, rainbows, and pink bunnies*
:D
:D
:D


Oh
and I totally have 2 days off of class next week. w00t.
And we were supposed to have a Psychology test today, but the teacher forgot so on Tuesday when he asked everyone said next Thursday, so I have an extra week to study.

I'm all sorts of excited. I'ma make a shirt for the concert. I'm THAT excited.

Anyhow
I'm off to continue the "cummed in pants" process.
It'll be going on for another week or so, until I evaporate. And any time it rains within the week after said evaporation, well.. You'll know what that is! ;D

h8rzhate1988: your hair is really green? do your towels turn green after you shower?
Daka Shoebox: nah. only when i first dye my hair, then after the excess dye is out it stops
h8rzhate1988: well youre not usin my towels whenever that happens.. it'll look like i murdered a cucumber or somethin
Daka Shoebox: i guess that's why they call it.... veggie dye!

PA-DUM-BUMP!


In other news:
I've been watching people(creeper alert) and I've noticed that EVERY time I hold the door for someone, they automatically run their hand across the door as they're going through the door way.
Its really strange, but every time I've done it at school, the majority of them touch the door on their way out.


I have a million other things to write.
but
I don't feel like it right now.

BAI :D

PS: No pants. Who knew?!